• PostHeaderIcon The Best Way To Kill A Goose?

    One of my servants has just come in with a goose who has a sore wing. I’ve decided just to have it for lunch rather than treat it. At the moment it is standing on the kitchen table, honking.
    How can this goose be dispensed with please, I’m quite hungry,

    11 Responses to “The Best Way To Kill A Goose?”

    • wacky says:

      Where did he find it,???????????????????
      IN YOUR LADIES CHAMBER??????????????????????
      GET OUT YOUR TRUSTY OLD SWORD AND CHOP OFF IT’S HEAD.

    • sam g says:

      Very Easy….
      Just tell your servant to kill it for you.
      The rest is his problem. Give him a time limit to have the beast served up to you, and be it on his neck if your appetite is not satisfied in the time constraint given.

    • Goddess of the Moon says:

      what a fake question

    • ken26047 says:

      why bother killing your own goose, go to the supermarket and not only has it been killed, it’s been de-feathered and prepared for cooking. saves time and all that ghastly mess!!

    • Shelby says:

      i don’t believe this question and if it was true, you would be a sick person

    • floppity says:

      A broom over the neck, and pull. I’ve had to do it with a few of the chickens when they get too tough. You’re going to get a lot of ‘animal rights veggies’ answering this though!

    • Hillary1 says:

      May I suggest, sir, that you take it to the opening of the slaughterhouse. You may have to dress it up like a pig, but that will get the job done.
      I’ve never tried goose…sounds delightful. Enjoy! ta-ta

    • pussy_in says:

      Oooh I love goose! Bit like duck! Get one of the maids to chase it round the kitchen in her underwear while you watch, then when you tire of this get her to wring its neck, shove it in the oven to roast and voila! Perfect roast goose x

    • Rod S says:

      Not really sure of the best way to dispatch it your Lordship but the fat will make lovely crispy roast tatties. Tell cook.!

    • The Tenth Duke of Chalfont says:

      Despatch it humanely, by driving your Bentley over it on the driveway up to the house.

    • Tina S says:

      Where do you live, I’ll take it. Just don’t kill it, that is like illegal to kill and eat a goose that isn’t yours, especially a wild one out of season.

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